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babygoatsandfriends:

This is the goat tower, in south africa. I must go here someday. They have a restaurant called The Goatshed restaurant, and a tasting room with a wine called “the goatfather”, which I posted yesterday. omg.

http://www.fairview.co.za/goat-tower/

The Goat Tower is a fabled part of internet history when in 2009, many /fit/ posters chose being a goat and getting to go in the tower over a blowjob from the girl of their dreams. 

maggie-stiefvater you need one of these in your life. Your goats will thank you

bluestockingbookworm:

threesixtyfivebooks:

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madlori:

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moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.
…
Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

I’m Robocop.
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.

Well I’m an Avenger… not quite sure how I feel about that one…

I watched The Croods. I’m a caveman.

I’m a … guardian? Except I’m not dhampir. That’s awkward. Who wants a human as their guardian?

I am either a child with no responsibilities or the owner of a chocolate factory. Win/win, really.

I will be gang rushing the front of a train while it’s freezing out.

bluestockingbookworm:

threesixtyfivebooks:

insertcleverandwittytitlehere:

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madlori:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.

Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

I’m Robocop.

Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.

Well I’m an Avenger… not quite sure how I feel about that one…

I watched The Croods. I’m a caveman.

I’m a … guardian? Except I’m not dhampir. That’s awkward. Who wants a human as their guardian?

I am either a child with no responsibilities or the owner of a chocolate factory. Win/win, really.

I will be gang rushing the front of a train while it’s freezing out.

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lecieltumultueux look what arrived today! These colors are so beautiful!

lecieltumultueux look what arrived today! These colors are so beautiful!

cute-overload:

Keepin’ Cool With the Cuteness http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Keepin’ Cool With the Cuteness
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While much of the sex in Fifty Shades is as cruel and sadistic as in mainstream porn, it is expertly packaged for women who want a “fairy tale” ending. In male-targeted porn, the woman is interesting only for as long as the sex lasts. Once done with her, the man is onto the next, and the next, and the next. … She is disposable, interchangeable, and easily replaced. No happy ending here for women.

In Fifty Shades, however, the naïve, immature, bland Anastasia is, for some unfathomable reason, the most compelling woman our rich, sadistic, narcissistic hero has ever met, and he not only kisses her during sex (something you rarely see in Internet hardcore porn) but he doesn’t move on to the next conquest once he has had his wicked way with her. In fact, he actually marries her and confesses undying love. As one of the female fans I interviewed said, this is like Pretty Woman all over again.

Indeed, Fifty Shades is about as realistic as Pretty Woman. How many prostitutes do you know who end up living in marital bliss with a former john? I would guess about the same number of women who live happily ever after with a man who dictates, in a written contract, what to eat and wear, and when to exercise, wax, and sleep. In my work, I meet many women who started out like our heroine, only to end up, a few years later, not in luxury homes, but running for their lives to a battered women’s shelter with a couple of equally terrified kids in tow. No happy ending here, either.

In his book on batterers, Lundy Bancroft provides a list of potentially dangerous signs to watch out for from boyfriends. Needless to say, Mr. Grey is the poster boy of the list, not only with his jealous, controlling, stalking, sexually sadistic behavior, but his hypersensitivity to what he perceives as any slight against him, his whirlwind romancing of a younger, less powerful woman, and his Jekyll-and-Hyde mood swings. Any one of these is potentially dangerous, but a man who exhibits them all is lethal.

And yet women of all ages are swooning over this guy and misreading his obsessive, cruel behavior as evidence of love and romance. Part of the reason for this is that his wealth acts as a kind of up-market cleansing cream for his abuse, and his pathological attachment to Anastasia is reframed as devotion, since he showers luxury items on her. This is a very retrograde and dangerous world for our daughters to buy into, and speaks to the appalling lack of any public consciousness as to the reality of violence against women.

Fifty Shades also reveals just how pornographic our culture has become over the last decade or so. While the old Harlequin romance novels had narcissistic heroes who toyed, sexually and psychologically, with their much younger prey, however remote and emotionally challenged he was, the hero did not have a torture chamber tucked away in his basement. Fifty Shades of Grey is Harlequin on steroids, a kind of romance novel for the porn age in which overt sexual sadism masquerades as adoration and love. New as this is, the ending remains depressingly the same for real women who end up falling for the Mr. Greys of the world.

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Sadistic Romance: Why are Women Devouring Fifty Shades of Grey?

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pencilkitty:

Beautiful pixel fanart by http://dav-19.deviantart.com/ 

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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UNLESS I DIE!

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schoollibraryjournal:

Sneak peek: Our August cover. #fanfiction

Ooooooooo… Eeeenteresting.

schoollibraryjournal:

Sneak peek: Our August cover. #fanfiction

Ooooooooo… Eeeenteresting.

maggie-stiefvater:

October 28, 2014

This book is going to make me cry so hard.

maggie-stiefvater:

October 28, 2014

This book is going to make me cry so hard.

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bookriot:

And here’s the trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey.

I laughed. A lot.